grogpappy: The Sunset Flips or the sunsetslips c12

31.8.10

The Sunset Flips or the sunsetslips c12

Above the theatre the marquee glowed with a big, bright sign "MAN HATTEN MELODIES" by Kermit The Frog. The name of their show was up in lights, just as they had dreamed. But backstage, things weren't going as well. In fact, they weren't going anywhere. The situation was desperate. First Fozzie had tried to get Kermit to remember his friends by telling him his favourite Fozzie jokes, but Kermit had just smiled politely. "Very amusing, but I really must be off," he said.
Next Gonzo pulled out four balloons, a ukulele, a set of bagpipes, and a tin ear flute. And then he performed Kermit's favourite Gonzo trick. He strummed "Honolulu Harry" on the ukulele while blowing up the balloons with the bagpipes and doing imitation birds calls with the ear flute. "Quite an accurate rendition of a cardinal's call," said Kermit as Gonzo bounced up and down on the wheezing bagpipes and tweeted the ear flute. "An unusual imitation, but quite accurate, nevertheless," he repeated.
Gonzo Gave up.